my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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