My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
