It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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