you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Sorry about my life...
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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