yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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