how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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