I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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