dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
