I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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