i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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