she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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