hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Randomize
