We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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