I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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