it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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