Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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