Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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