I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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