all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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