The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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