ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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