I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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