But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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