i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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