What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
This is my gift to your gina
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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