Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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