Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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