Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
