I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
zippers are such a cool invention
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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