do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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