i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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