Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
