FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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