no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
are you still at the devil's house?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
It's shark week go big or go home
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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