too bad you live with your parents still
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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