Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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