this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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