just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
be right there i have to get my cape
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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