Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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