What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize