I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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