Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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