It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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