At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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