Christians are straight up FREAKS
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
