I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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