What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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