I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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