Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
i think i just lost a toe
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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