I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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