Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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