Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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