Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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