careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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