matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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