I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize