we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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